Nathan Moniz
Congratulations to Captain Jr. Gluchowski on his team’s epic rise to cup champions! #1 Tapesht GM in the league for sure!
The return to form by the PAW dynasty can be summed up by their incredible 1st place regular season stats:
Precision Auto Works GP12 W7 L3 T2 P16 GF72 GA57 GD15…..if you don’t know what those stats mean, quit hockey. What a season!
Of course no champs summary would be complete without a shout out to the season stand outs:
Vezina Trophy: Matt Davis for league leading 49GA and a 4.08GAA
Rocket Richard Trophy and Art Ross Trophy: Jay Warner with an unbelievable 39Pts and 22G in 12GP
Sir Isaac Newton Trophy: Tristan Balint with a very unselfish and league leading 19A
DJ Khaled Award for All I do is win: Gary Walker, John Thompson and Jeff Baxter for sporting the best win percentage with a 70.0% (minimum 10 games played)
Top Free Agent Award: Perennial winner Kevin Overholt with a sexy 20Pts.
It was another season to remember as underdogs the green machine ECO faced off against the big smoke STS in the Moosehead Cup Spring Finals 2016. The Big Smoke started off hot taking and early and dominant 3-0 lead. With Captain Cody Bojangles quoted on the bench saying “fuck ya I’m proud of my team we each had a six pack and a bowl of Marshall’s pasta before the game so the fact we can even move is amazing.”
With the final all but wrapped up the Green Machine were able to find another gear led by Captain John Tigerbeer and pulled back two quick goals to make it a close 3-2 game. When asked about his team’s heart and grit on the bench Tigerbeer said “I might be old but these boys have grit to them, like grizzled vets, like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revanant. Win or lose these boys deserve an Oscar and a cold PBR.”
The game was on the line, the prize of taking reflected nude selfies in the Moosehead Cup was within each team’s grasp. The Big Smoke and Cap’n Bojangles quickly stoked the fire and blew 2 more goals along with an empty netter to take all the steam out of The Green Machine and make the final score 6-2.
After the win, league MVP Jeff “played well” Baxter was spotted celebrating at a local McDonalds devouring McGangBangs and Rootbeer. Perhaps the secret diet to elite play?
A classic final between two classic teams and their captains.
HL Spring 2016 Awards:
#1 tapesht goalie: Ryan Gregory with 5.00 GAA
The pretty good scorer award: Sheldon Thompson with 17 G in 8 GP
#1 Appletini maker: Jeff Baxter with 22 A in 10 GP
The super spare award: Kevin Overholt with 19 PTS in 6 GP
#1 Top Guy Overall: Jeff Baxter with 33 PTS in 10 GP
Well looked who popped by for a rip… thanks goes out to Jeff Kelly and London Knights players Mitch Marner and Owen MacDonald for giving our hockeylife league an awesome experience. #classacts #beauties
Another great season in the books of HL history. The Men in Black of the Fitzray’s Flyers took a close game in the end to take home the coveted Moosehead Cup!
Another awesome fall season has come and gone and with it we have new keepers of the Moosehead cup! Congratulations captain John Holman and your team of Hulks.
Season Notables:
Tapesht Tendy – Davis 3.78 Goals Against Average
Tapesht Sniper – Buttenham 21 Goals
Tapesht Helper – Baxter 21 Assists
Tapesht Overall – Buttenham 36 Points & 2.77 Points Per Game
Tapesht Super Spare – Kustermans 6 Goals, 8 Assists, 11 Points
It was another year of slices, hooks, slips, trips and falls and of course a few Happy Gilmore’s. Another successful charity golf tournament at Twin Streams Golf Course in Delaware, ON.
$1050 was raised and goes straight to itsy charity to help out families with premature babies and the financial struggles with its associated costs. A huge thank you goes out to all of sponsors for making all of it possible and for all the great lads who came out to play and support a great cause.
What a season! A new champion and keeper of the Moosehead Cup has emerged. Congratulations to Captain Cody Inglis and his band of speedy little bastards on their epic 5-1 win over Captain Joe Snook and the ABT gang.
Season awards go to:
Top Tendy: Steven Wild “Thing”
Super Sniper: Jay “The Dark Knight” Warner (Top Goals, Points and PPG)
Apple Machine: Chris “The Teacher” Alpaugh
Super Spare: Kevin “Dreamboat” Overholt
On Thursday July 2nd we bid farewell to an HL legend. A captain an assist machine and a great friend to all at Hockeylife. We wish you all the best in Kingsville Jason. You’re welcome back any time and don’t ever stop saucing passes from the corners.
